the beck

i threw up at work today kind of out of the blue and it was pretty much the worst thing.  thankfully no one came into the bathroom, i couldn’t throw up and turn on the light or close the cubicle door at the same time so it was just all RIGHT THERE for people to see.

waah. 

trying to decide whether to sell my classic and extremely rare Dick Smith DIY monster makeup book at work for like…sixty bucks or just hold onto it and wait till Smith and practical effects have died and then go on antiques roadshow and sell it for thousands…

today is monday but i bumped into evangeline lilly in the kitchen and she said she liked my hair so it’s all going to be okay.

just reflecting on how great destiny’s child are

OH MY GOD HIS NAME IS BRIAN

The bartender at this sushi night I’m at looks like Ryan Gosling with dreads.

goldenclitoris:

hey baby ;) did it hurt when you fell out of an asshole into a toilet you peice of shit

clambistro:

THE CHOICEST BROS! <3